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Howie Spielman "Webberjocky" ‘Twas off-peak and the newbie droves In REMbrous slumber were away All switchy were the router nodes And the backbone not degrade Beware the Webberjock my friend His Java bytecodes you must catch But beta browsers might just miss A dubious password hash! He put his VRML glove on hand A search engine to guide his way While index crawlers worked to fill Humongous disk arrays

And as among the URLs he roamed The Webberjock with bad intent Spoofed sys admins and bots alike Everywhere he went Not found! Not found! Recursively The VRML glove went through his stack As GIFs and JPEGs and each frame Got replaced by solid black You virus bombed the Webberjock? I’ll Spam the news of this fine hack Across the newsgroups of the Net! He emoticoned back :-) ‘Twas off-peak and the newbie droves In REMbrous slumber were away All switchy were the router nodes And the backbone not degrade